Rhymes With Butt

We try to keep the residents from screwing around with each other. It’s not a prison, so it isn’t as if folks can’t get some booty on their own time. What causes problems, however, is when you get a resident who goes around trying to suck everyone’s dick. Firstly, this dud should just be focused on his recovery, and secondly: if there is a dick in his mouth it should be a House Managers. To reinforce this point, we gave him a stern warning followed by some humiliation and more dick than he bargained for.